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Spark Chaser

A person who craves the initial meeting and resulting fluttery emotions of meeting someone for the first time. They generally remain happy as long as the honey moon period is ripe. Then reality/boredom sets in, and they move on to find the next spark.
George Clooney.
Loves the euphoric feelings of bliss that result from meeting new ladies. Then reality sets in, and a new spark is quickly found.

Spark Chasers can be found in both casual friendships, and the dating world, as well as homosexual and hetersexual unions.
by Shaun Martin February 28, 2009
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Chubby Chaser

someone who is attracted to chubby people.
i am a chubby chaser,i think chubby people are so cute,and really nice to hug (:
by hannah (: February 5, 2008
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Chester A. Bum

A character played by Doug Walker on the www.Thatgywiththeglasses.com, the Bum reveiws current and popular movies often starting off with "oh my God, this is the greatest movie I have ever seen!", followed by explaining the plot in a very simple manner (Often with spoilers to the film). He willl some time compare himself to the characters in an comidic way. He always ends by saying " This is Chester A. Bum saying: CHANGE? YA GOT CHANGE, OH C'MON HELP A GUY OUT CHANGE!?" as he shakes a Styrofome cup in the camera's face. He made a satarical negative reveiw for "Citizen Kane" calling it the worst movie ever. But other than that his reveiws have the same set-up.
"Oh my God this is the greatest movie I've ever seen! There's this guy.."

"I was an Asian Boyscout once! That was a weird week."- From 'Up' reveiw

"Then the Nostalgima Critic got hit in his testamicles Testicles, I sure hope his testimacles were allright!"-from NC vs AVGN reveiw

"And now it's time for 'Bum Reveiws, with Chester A. Bum."- Narrorator n the begining of an episode
by Rdvd17 July 22, 2009
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white pussy chaser

Non-caucasian people who are attracted to caucasian people, because their own race is obviously less attractive.
Any nigger can be a white pussy chaser.
by omegs greek January 31, 2010
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Chapter Delay

Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.

Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.
Roommate 1- "You almost ready dude, we're gunna be late. First pitch is in 20 minutes."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."

*10 minutes later*

Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."
by Derik September 26, 2005
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bootie chaser

a man who likes booty so much he'd
even ask out a girl who is fugly if
she had a hot booty
The man was a bootie chaser because
the girl he asked out was not pretty
but had a nice ass.
by bootie chaser January 12, 2003
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Closet Chaser

Fat Chick's Friend-"How was your date?!?!"
Fat Chick-"It was good, he's realy into me but I think he's embaressed to be seen with me."
Fat Chick's Friend-"You mean, he's a closet chaser?!?!"
Fat Chick-"Yep, another one."
by Maryboberry09 January 14, 2009
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