David Cameron

(noun)

1. Some random teacher that loves math, has tasteful humor, has a great teaching style, and constantly reminds his students to tell him if he is being an idiot that very day.

2. The less formal way of addressing Mr. Cameron.

Present Perfect, First Person Singular: He has reviewed the work and can say with certainty that DAVID CAMERON is not an idiot.
Present Simple, First Person Subjective: "That's no idiot! That's a David Cameron!"

by Some Guy That Shall Be Unnamed February 24, 2022

Dirty Cameron

When you’re fucking you’re coworker in your work parking lot and you start sucking his dick and your stomach does a big URP and you and him both think you just threw up on his dick but really you just burned.

I’ll never fuck her again. Not after we had that Dirty Cameron scare.

by Nasty Ginger June 7, 2022

Doing a Cameron

To Spit food while talking.

To Cough and spread anyone around you in chewed food

To find a bit of Coleslaw floating in a drink you let somone have a sip of.

You just spat food while speaking, you're doing a Cameron!

by MoeLeicester October 8, 2014

Pull a Cameron

When you threaten to kill yourself to get switched out of a class.

Admin: We are not switching you out if this class
Cameron: Ok I'm going to pull a Cameron
Admin: Ok fine we will switch you out

by ActiveThread300 November 22, 2019

Thats what David Cameron said

A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to badly managing a government or lying/ballshiting to the general public.

Person 1: Im good at maths
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

Person 1: I can help you
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

Person 1: I want the Best for society
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said

by TheTruthHunter January 2, 2011

Cameron

The sweetest person you will ever meet. His one and only true love begins with the letter a. He will go to the most extreme to make you happy. Camerons are fun, loving, and easy to talk to. Sometimes may be obnixious but has a sweeter, sensitive side he's not afraid to show. Camerons are creative and will say things that will make you laugh like no one else could. When it comes to looks, camerons have the hottest hair and a great body. His lips are the most kissable that you will ever come across. Once you find a cameron make sure you don't let him go because you will never find anyone else like him again. Camerons blow your mind away and become the only thing you can think about. They keep you lauging and always have something to say. They also say everything you want to hear to make you feel special and the luckiest person on earth. Camerons jam to country music and are funny dancers to watch. If you come across a cameron, don't let him go.

I met this really hot incredible man today, his name is Cameron.

by camcamrules February 10, 2010

Cameron

Camerons are more than likely going to be one of the sweetest girls you'll ever meet. Very often she will be smart, and extremely good-looking. Her smile will send a thousand rose-petals off the ground, just spinning around your heart. Camerons tend to be very trustworthy, but it takes a lot for a Cameron to trust another. She will always know exactly what to say to make you smile; flirty or true. She tends to be a big flirt, but when she finds a guy to settle down with, she will stop. Camerons have a lot of friends, and are very good in sports. She will fall in love very fast, and truly. She wont lie to you. She'll do basically anything she can just to make her one-and-only happy, even if that means going to the extreme. Can often be clingy, but in a cute way. She will always be there for you in any time of need. If you don't have a Cameron as a friend (or more) already, it's time you head off and get one!

She is gorgeous! Is her name Cameron?

That girl over there, Cameron, is so sweet!

I wish I was a Cameron!

I wish I had a Cameron.

Love me, Cameron.

by Sweet Sista April 28, 2011