civic

A piece of gay ass shit. So crappy in fact that a $4,000 chevy can destroy a Civic with 12,000 into it. The worst of Japanese engineering, but made even worse by retarded rich suburban kids with Bajillions of dollars so they just slap stickers on them and trash can mufflers and gayass wings that looks like an airplane wing.

My stock chevy cost $4,000 and myfriends shitty civic was about $12,000 and i can still beat his ass.
Civic Type-R means RETARDED

by SuperChevy January 24, 2004

Civic

1) A Japanese Economy Car
2) A cheap Honda car that some ricers screwed up this ride and made it look fast but it's not. The ricers are the one who put fart cans in this ride and make it loud. It's really annoying to alot of people who like cars so much. This ride on the SI has 160hp and it has an inline 4 engine. Some people want to get it because it has a safe drive layout. The best civic they have right now is the Civic Type R, one of the touring cars that can be used for left-foot braking. Whatever you do, don't get an EG6 like Shingo here. XD

"What's an EG6?" --Takumi
"It's a Honda, a civic." --Itsuki

The quote is from Initial D First Stage (Shingo Race)

by Overdriven January 5, 2005

Civic

Small, compact, reliable economy car made by Honda. Too bad it's bombarded and riced up with wings and mufflers that probably only boost power to 200! Not that fast in my opinion. But on the other hand, many of us forget that some Civics can smoke muscle cars when tunes properly...

One good thing is Hot Import Night which no domestic manufacturer offers similarly... :-(

A Corvette can smoke a Civic anyday - lie. Only 95% of time can it do that...

by J September 28, 2004

Civic

A car that spanks mustangs, camaros, firebirds.... etc. usually costs more to make it do so but will still save gas and insurance money + your mom never has to know about. Usually seen in urban racing making old ppl cry for buying 05' $50,000 Vettes getting doors blown off by a slightly used 98' civic with a $2000 engine, a few mods, and ricer accessories.... if needed a $2000 turbocharger and still save more gas, insurance , as well as fit 3 more ppl in the back. basically the reason why civics get stolen faster/on a more needed basis and heavier than any other car on the planet. Also if the cops are watching im coppin ( means everyone wants what the cops hate )

Want proof ? goto any urban race scene, track, etc.

Damn some fart cannon just ate my vette alive off the line. Im gonna trade my 5.7L V8 for the 06'' civic si just to save gas/money/insurance and still afford my wifes luxury.

by CRACKUZ-R-DUMB July 27, 2005

Civic Enragement

When a person is sentenced to perform volunteer work or civil service that they have no interest in doing. They'll end up doing the work, and building houses for the poor, but they'll be pissed the whole time they're doing it.

"Why is Paul punching the drywall?"
"Don't mind him, he got caught littering and got sentenced to some civic enragement."

by General_Mayhem March 30, 2012

Civicitis

A term used to describe the "affliction" of those obsessed with old Honda Civics.

You just got another 1st generation Civic?!?!?! You've got a really bad case of Civicitis!

by StarSapphire July 31, 2012

cervicovertibral-pop

noun, the act of moving head rapidly so as to generate a popping sound, similar to popping or cracking of hands.

The silence of the room was disturbed by the cervicovertibral-pop of one of the examinees.

by I_am_not_JRRTolkien January 14, 2015