Social barriers that prevent the wide acceptance of dogs in positions of authority. Similar to the glass ceiling experienced by women trying to climb the corporate ladder.
Brinkley the golden retriever, with the annoucement of his candidacy for governor of Alaska, has gone a long way towards breaking the alpo ceiling.
by p.m.graham September 6, 2008
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Our office is totally run by bitches. You've got no chance of breaking through the pussy ceiling if you have a cock.
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The act of a male who is at the climax of receiving oral sex aiming the ejaculation at the roof of his givers mouth.
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1. Take your camera, point it toward your fat face, and use that chubby arm to lift it up a little above your head, still keeping aim on your face.
2. Stare those dead eyes up at the ceiling (preferably to the left or right)
3.Now for the tricky part: puff those chappy lips in a kiss pose.
EXTRA: If you really want to get advanced, hold up a peace sign!
1. Take your camera, point it toward your fat face, and use that chubby arm to lift it up a little above your head, still keeping aim on your face.
2. Stare those dead eyes up at the ceiling (preferably to the left or right)
3.Now for the tricky part: puff those chappy lips in a kiss pose.
EXTRA: If you really want to get advanced, hold up a peace sign!
Leah was trying to pull of the ceiling pose in one of her myspace pics, but her double chin kept getting in the way.
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Dicky: You know it, and I followed it up with a dirty ceiling.
Sully: Noice dood!
Dicky: You know it, and I followed it up with a dirty ceiling.
Sully: Noice dood!
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After Michael Vick's game against the Packers sports analysts could only describe his performace as "sex on the ceiling" .
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