2 definitions by p.m.graham

alpo ceiling

Social barriers that prevent the wide acceptance of dogs in positions of authority. Similar to the glass ceiling experienced by women trying to climb the corporate ladder.

Brinkley the golden retriever, with the annoucement of his candidacy for governor of Alaska, has gone a long way towards breaking the alpo ceiling.

by p.m.graham July 11, 2006

quangerous

someone who is quiet yet dangerous

That ninja is extremely quangerous. He totally snuck up on me and kicked me in the head.

by p.m.graham July 10, 2006