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For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

Abreviated as F.U.C.K.
Back in the Middle Ages, this was a reason to be put to shame. For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, also known as fuck, was a form of rape and illegal act in the Middle Ages.
In the 1900's, he was put to death For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
by nixiegirl2014 March 21, 2010
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Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named " Carney Strikes Back Combo "
by jamie_ledge December 13, 2008
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carnage

The only true meaning of this word is mass murder.
Every year there is at least one Carnage in the streets of America due to it's incredibly high crime rate.
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carnist

A name coined by vegans to refer to meat eaters. Where veganism is the philosophy that humans aren't better than animals and shouldn't be exploited, carnism is the philosophy that animals are inferior to humans and it's fine to eat them, test on them, use them for entertainment and the like.
"I'm really sad about how sea world is exploiting orcas."
"Stupid animals don't even know what's happening to them. Why should we care about animals? Pfft. Animals."
"Carnist."
"Vegan."
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Cock Carnival

A gathering of large group of males at a party or social event. (negative context).
"Gosh, this party sucks, its such a cock carnival...there aren't any ladies here."
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carnivore

A meat-eater. One who eats animal flesh.
To attempt to make a vegetarian out of your cat or dog would be animal cruelty, since both animals are obligatory carnivores.
by AYB May 17, 2003
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carniwhore

Derogatory term for a vegan or vegetarian who has sex with meat-eaters. The antithesis of a vegansexual.
"I can't believe she's dating that animal-eating guy after the way she's gone on and on about how killing animals is wrong. If her values are that big of a deal to her why isn't she keeping to her own kind? What a carniwhore!
by SaganGathering February 4, 2008
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