Catinating

Procrastinating by watching cat videos and doing other cat related activities instead of doing work or study.

"Did you get your essay in yet?"

"No, I was catinating really badly and I missed the deadline"

"You must really like cats, huh?"

"Yeah"

by emrys October 25, 2014

capitan safety

A or The "Leader" of a party or social gathering that not only induces/entices drinking and or partaking in party "favors" in general, but also holds a key role in the safety or security of said gathering.

Capitan Safety gave me a beer and a helmet before I went down the water slide into the lake.

by Zigy October 8, 2016

Capigalism

A term used to describe what capitalism has evolved to in many countries in which most of the capital in held by an extremely small group of people and financially neglecting the majority of the population.

This unconstrained capigalism will lead us to the next social revolution.

by Gilsha December 19, 2016

Cainaan

A boss ass friend who will be there for you no matter what.

Awww! You just pulled a Cainaan on me!

by NaNO3 November 11, 2018

Capitalist Feminism

Capitalist Feminism is an exclusive marketing scheme portrayed as a feminist inclusive movement. This rampant phenomenon of exclusion, is being peddled as inclusion for profit.

Through capitalist feminism our mission is the advancement of all women. We are a diverse community open to all, as long as you can afford an annual commitment of our 3k dollar membership fee.

by awomaninhistory December 2, 2018

Capitalized Humor

The act of texting something with full caps and then using lowercase to make a "gentler" effect. This is usually a futile attempt at humor that never works, and in the end is quite annoying.

Friend: Hewlp

*H

*E

*L

*L

*O

THERE

Me: What are you doing

Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR

anyways want some popcorn?

by VoideMiste January 18, 2019

Caphinaid

A coffee-loving hybrid of a cat and a dolphin, the Caphinaid mostly lives underwater but comes to the surface daily to drink coffee with its friends. Has all the friendliness of a neighborhood dolphin, but without coffee can quickly turn into a typical cat (moody). It lives with purrfect porpoise.

What's a Caphinaid?
A Caphinaid is a dolphin-cat who loves coffee.

by Professor Pundamental May 24, 2020