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Caesar Behavior

behavior that falls into one of 3 categories and can be used synonymously:
1.) Gooner behavior or behavior that is generally suspect like saying your favorite Pokémon is lopunny

2.) Cornball behavior like excessive use of anime GIFs/emojis or claiming tequila is the only alcohol you can drink, despite not being able to name a single tequila brand.

3.)repeated talk of being alone/ wanting a girlfriend
“Bro just said he relates to Shinji from Evangelion… that’s peak Caesar Behavior.”
“If your favorite Pokémon is Lopunny and you use 😩 unironically, you’re a certified Caesar.”
"bro said that the loli trope is not that bad because its actually really common in anime, classic Caesar."
“He posted a black screen on his story with the caption ‘I’m done chasing.’ Caesar Behavior at its peak.”
“He said ‘I’m different when I’m drunk off tequila’ and then passed out after two shots. Pure Caesar Behavior.”
“Dog, he just said ‘I’m a lover, not a fighter’—it’s terminal.”
by Threadues October 7, 2025
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Little Caesars

This is an historical term popularized by the Pizza Jews, owners of the Detroit Redwings, and conspirers behind Pizza Gate. Jewish doctors named the caesarian section after Julius Caesar, the original Jesus Christ. In making an attempt to prevent the second coming of Christ, Jews pushed the C-section to create more small, delibitated child goyim. These were to be known as Little Caesars within synagogue walls.
Marian Ill Itch: How are those Little Caesars doing we created back in '86?
Mike: Quite fine actually. Russia developed a system to remove any birth defects caused by our inhumane process.
Eminem: Fuck both ya'll
by Rareformed November 29, 2025
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King Caesar

King Caesar is a badass Kaiju introduced on Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. Nobody knows what the fuck he’s supposed to be but he’s inspired by the Shisa. He’s got the look of a dog and a lion, but just make up your mind.
Producer 1: Hmm… What animal is this?
Producer 2: King Caesar
Producer 1: war
by Giragoji2x June 28, 2024
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Caesar Hands

The act of mistakingly typing gibberish words due to mistakingly placing your fingers a little too far left or right on your keyboard.
John: ...And that's why I dropped my dad's phone in the toilet.
Robert: KIK
John: What?
Robert: I meant LOL*
Robert: Just my Caesar Hands
by grinc August 3, 2024
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Feinious Caesar

Another name for a dab pen for which you fein off of empirically.
“Let me get a few rips off the Feinious Caesar.”
by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025
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Dry Caesar

Any non-lubricated sexual act so depraved that one ought not describe it publicly.
I wanna dump her but damn I never had a Dry Caesar so good!
by Big Philly the Thinker April 7, 2024
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Caesar

Curious jorj: why dis bitch tellin me to do tha fukin banane peels?

dk kong: yo jus caesar dat ho.

Curious jorge: aight bet.

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dicksi: YO CLEAN THE FUCKIN PEELS NOW BRO

Jorg: NO!
by nahidjizz May 25, 2024
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