Custard starfish

When a male ejaculates on an asshole

I pulled out gave her a custard starfish

by w( . Y . )dy May 17, 2018

custard dumplin

A female from slightly chubby to morbidly obeses that loves putting penises in and or around her mouth, until her face gets frosted like a Krispy Kreme donut

Lisa is such a custard dumplin, she's blown every dude I know.

Things got weird when Kelsey told me and the guys she wanted to be our custard dumplin.

by NinjaMikeD April 28, 2014

Custard Brain

A "Dead Shit" - cannot comprehend normal activities, conversations. Do not get stuck with a custard brain at a counter.

Just got served by a Custard Brain

by Grazer27 September 16, 2015

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021

Tuby Custard

A tubby white cat with an extremely fucking short fuse, you pet him nicely and 5 seconds later your legs missing and while you scream in pain, he's shredding a hole in your back, this white little cock sucker is the first and last of his kind, he used to run and go brrrr, his face almost looks like a siamese cat, but he's not, he can barely open his fucking eyes cause Midder Cuddard has a second pair of eyelids that little som bitch!

Tuby Custard is so privilaged, I fucking hate you white males!

by Frank West: I've covered wars! February 2, 2020

Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.

by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017

custard skin

when you heat custard and it develops a 'skin' on top of it that looks rank.

kid 1: hey looks its that fat kid.
kid 2: he is so fat his face looks like custard skin.

by greasd up deaf guy February 1, 2010