face like a bulldog eating custard

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

by shortsite January 10, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

Tubby Custard Shit

1. a very fat person.
2. When your shit is kinda like taco shits but looks like tubby custard.

1. ex: Oh my god look at her, she's a tubby custard shit.

2. ex: "why weren't you at school?" "i had the tubby custard shits."

by Keith_the_tubby_custard_shit June 16, 2014

Sunny Custard Yellows

Not being afraid and knowing exactly why you are not afraid.

...the greens are because you're not getting fat or because it's been clear skies too long. You're just happy, that's all. The sunny custard yellows are amazing. Suddenly you're not afraid and you know what you're not afraid of.

by stefawesome January 24, 2010

tit custard

another name for breast milk

Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!

by T-Whip May 18, 2016

clear the custard

Of a male, to masturbate the custard-cannon until ejaculation . Chiefly British/Australian usage. See ejaculation and masturbation-male for synonyms.

(It's hard to use this in a sentence)

Dude....I never get a girl so all I do is clear the custard.

by Stumpy69 April 30, 2006

bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003