Custard Eyes

custard eyes is when your scared of the woods at night
"stop shining that torch at me, ive got custard eyes" said david
by peza2009 June 17, 2009
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Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
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Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.
F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!
by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021
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willy custard

Sperm
He filled my pie with willy custard.....I might have a bun in the oven 😂
by Lrp43 March 24, 2019
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custard dumplin

A female from slightly chubby to morbidly obeses that loves putting penises in and or around her mouth, until her face gets frosted like a Krispy Kreme donut
Lisa is such a custard dumplin, she's blown every dude I know.

Things got weird when Kelsey told me and the guys she wanted to be our custard dumplin.
by NinjaMikeD March 21, 2014
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custard skin

girls who wear too much foundation.
lol look at that girl, she looks like she has custard skin.
by OMFGWTFBBQTRUCK February 04, 2010
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custard skin

when you heat custard and it develops a 'skin' on top of it that looks rank.
kid 1: hey looks its that fat kid.
kid 2: he is so fat his face looks like custard skin.
by greasd up deaf guy February 01, 2010
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