cunt cunton

a friendly greeting for a a good friend.

oh look, cunt cunton is here

by olix101 June 25, 2016

Petty Cupboard

When your significant other has a specific place he puts your shit when he's mad at you. Everything from chocolate to make up. If its something that's important, it will end up in the petty cupboard.

My boyfriend utilizes his petty cupboard when we have a disagreement.

by LaLa72 January 1, 2018

Jam Cupboard

When you fuck the shit out of a girl that is on her period

Did you know Harry did a little Jam Cupboard to Kadie

by VeryBigBoi July 21, 2019

Pee Cupboard

The cupboard of which I used as a personal training potty for the last 5 years. For reference, I am a middle aged man living on his own living off of my own eyelashes and toe nails

I just crapped my pants in the Pee Cupboard

by Blackman (black super hero) July 7, 2023

Sit in your cupboard

Where you sit in your cupboard

Person1: oh it’s already January 17th?
Person2: oh really? I better go home and sit in my cupboard
Person1: what why?
Person2: because it’s national sit in your cupboard day

by YellowTastesNice November 8, 2019

The Twat Cupboard

The place that twats naturally congregate and plot the destruction of the prats.

Welcome to The Twat Cupboard!

by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020

pears in the cupboard

Good/cool

That show was very pears in the cupboard

by Westanwoo July 21, 2021