Columbus Concussion

While a man is receiving a a blowjob from a female. Before ejaculation the man punches the women on the top of the head, knocking her unconscious. The man then proceeds to defecate into the womans mouth and then leaves the premises.

I was too drunk to get off so I knocked that bitch out and gave her a Columbus Concussion.

by RobertAlphonso January 3, 2011

concussion

oral sex done to a man that was very pleasing;when eyes roll in back of head

"A I just a concussion"

by ya boi swingem October 11, 2003

Confusion

It is what you become after talking to somebody, who is usually confusing

Gus: Hey you done talking to Jace?
Frank: I wish I never did
Gus: Why?
Frank: Whenever I talk to him I become confusion
Gus: Sounds normal

by #BlueBerryGang June 14, 2018

Godzilla concussion

When the big asian kid tries to do something but falls and smashes his head, shaking the entire classroom.

Man, did you see Hubert just pulled the biggest Godzilla concussion

by Cooncheese May 15, 2017

confusion boner

when one thinks to hard about something and results in a full erection of the male penis

i got a confusion boner in calculus today

by doctorgiggles May 11, 2011

Collusions

Meeting with someone with an enormous cock. Knowing someone with a penis the size of a black man.

I'm in collusions with this guy across the street, he's 12 inches limp!

by Mr. Shaggswell May 10, 2010

Confusionism

A religion very much like Confucius.

Steve did not understand what he was doing, therefore he was starting to believe in Confusionism.

by JoeWhoIsInsane July 26, 2011