Conceited

to be proud of oneself, commonly known as a Tanya.

Wow look at all those pictures she takes of herself.
Dude, she is so conceited!
no wonder her name is Tanya!

by Mariah Posey August 24, 2017

concert season

the time of year when summer is just beginning to end and many artists announce world tours for the fall/winter. concert season takes place after summer because most artists will play at festivals during the summer, so they wait to announce a world tour until concert season.

person one: are you ready for concert season!

person two: hell yes, i’m going to 5 concerts in fall/winter

by whypilots August 13, 2018

concertmaster

The principal member of the first violin section; generally the most skilled violinist in any given orchestra. While technically only in charge of the first violin section, they often make executive decisions in regard to bowings and phrasing for the entire orchestra. They especially enjoy lording over the second violin section.

A great source of insecurity and angst for all concertmasters is the fact that they just weren't good enough to make it as soloists. Their oversized egos to compensate for the fact that they're really just failures inside, always looking up at what could have been if their playing was better.

While the term 'concertmaster' is generally seen as gender-neutral, the term concertmistress is occasionally used for females occupying this role.

Principal second violin: Hey, I heard they filled the concertmaster's spot with someone other than you. What do you know about this guy?

Assistant concertmaster: I heard from a mutual friend at Eastman that he hates his life because he went to Juilliard thinking he was actually going to come out a soloist. Instead, he ended up here, haha!

Principal second violin: No shocker there, but that means he's probably an arrogant, butthurt prima donna who's going to totally suck as a stand partner. I'm so sorry for you!

by Che Criollo May 6, 2020

Concert-lag

When you get home from a concert so late, you feel as if you’ve entered a different time zone

Dude 1: why are you so tired
Dude 2: i’m concert-lagged
Dude 1: What the fuck is that???
Dude 2: it’s like jet lag but with getting home late from concerts.

by Wmln May 9, 2022

Excess Concert Rubbish

What's left on the ground after a concert. Usually after more hardcore or grindcore and metal concerts, after the mosh, & crowd surfing. Items inlude: Licences, Money, Keys, Broken phone parts, and pretty much everything inbetween. Usually though, it's trash & pointless stuff.

Person 1: "Dude look! I found this 1997 boyscout key chain after that Korn concert on the ground!"

Person 2: "Come on, dude, Put that down, it's just excess concert rubbish."

by Luci Smythe May 10, 2009

immaculate cornception

When you haven't eaten corn in a week, but still see golden kernels studding your bowel movement.

"I haven't had corn in months! But there it was in the toilet bowl! It's an immaculate cornception."

by GoFightNguyen May 29, 2018

Casket Concert

Refers to musicians with one foot in the grave and one foot on the stage, because they're too old to be performing, but they keep doing concerts because it pulls in a lot of money.

I wasted $80.00 to watch an another Casket Concert by a 86 year old musician.

by Mean Red Spider February 23, 2020