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comando

Many people today are deciding to go comando
by oh regis August 14, 2007
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Commander Porktits

Usually a woman masquerading as a man on internet forums. Constantly seeks attention and approval. Is prone to petty fighting. Enjoys Nascar, corn, and adultery.
RedFox74 is trolling so hard, she has become Commander Porktits.
by LizardKing December 17, 2012
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Anal Commander

a god of the battlefield gaming franchise :)
Person 1 - O God i got shot
Person 2 - were from
Person 1 - from over there he shot me in the ass
Person 2 - o must be anal commander then
by Commanders Slut September 10, 2011
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one hander commander

Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D
by OverDose363 December 18, 2005
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Commansenana

V. Talking out of your ass, bullshittin'
ADJ. Stupid
N. Bragger, blabber mouth, bullshitter
"Blah, Blah, Blah"
"Commansenana"

"I like eggs, butterflies, mommy?"
"Go to sleep, ur commansenana-ing it."
by RAW March 3, 2005
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Captain Commando

A superhero from the Capcom game "Captain Commando". The game was a beat 'em up following in the footsteps of Final Fight. The character returned later for the Marvel vs Capcom games and most recently, Namco x Capcom (Japan-only game).

If you take the first three letters of Captain and the first three letters of Commando, it spells Capcom.
*At the Avengers Headquarters*
Avengers Crew: H.Q. to each member of the Avengers...The dreadful Onslaught has disappeared. Repeat.

Captain Commando: We've defeated Onslaught. Now the earth will be at peace.

Avengers Crew: W...Who are you?

Captain Commando: I am...CAPTAIN COMMANDO!
by CapComfan July 28, 2007
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Ghetto Commandments

The 10 rules any G must follow at all times. If not they do not follow they are a bitch and therefore do not need to breathe.
The Ghetto Commandments
I. If thou art a bitch te shall not breathe.
II. Puff, puff giveth.
III. Thou shalt not snitch.
IV. Thou shalt not loveth thy hoes.
V. Thou shan't knock the hustle.
VI. Real shast recogonize real
VII. It's no fun if the homies getteth none
IX. Never covet thy neighbors bitch
X. Fuck the police
by Freakniks freaky friend LK April 16, 2010
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