The act of one embarrassing another to the point of sabotaging them in some way, shape, or form. Origin: Rolling a dead body in a carpet and disposing of it.
I met my heroes at the show last night but my friend was being such a pain; she carpet-rolled me, and I think they got the wrong impression of the both of us.
I tried to talk to her when we ran into each other, but her mom was carpet-rolling our whole conversation.
I'm sorry I was carpet-rolling you at the party last night, I was just jealous.
I tried to talk to her when we ran into each other, but her mom was carpet-rolling our whole conversation.
I'm sorry I was carpet-rolling you at the party last night, I was just jealous.
by dune_flowers July 17, 2016
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Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.
Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.
Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.
by incufilter November 14, 2016
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When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"
Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange
Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!
Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!
by Dr feltersnatch May 18, 2017
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Get the human carpet mug.The coolest and cutest person ever. The person who when you first see you never wanna look away from them. The funniest person who can actually take a joke and doesnt be a party pooper. The nicest person who always backs you up when they see you getting bullied and being put down. The kind of person who always wants to be your friend no matter what species or race or gender you arr because this person loves everyone and everything.
Person 1: Omg is that weird_carpet_stain?
Person 2: Yes it is omg. They are the coolest and nicest person you will ever meet.
Person 2: Yes it is omg. They are the coolest and nicest person you will ever meet.
by krystalnotfound June 30, 2021
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