Cigarette

Something that non-smokers hate, and smokers love. What many people don't understand is that smoking is physically and emotionally addictive. As a smoker, I am tired of hearing non-smokers talk about an addiction they have never had. All smokers understand the damage they are doing to their body, but obviously since we are still smoking we don't care. Smoking Cigarettes are just as unhealthy as unhealthy diets. Since 63% of America is overweight, and 20% of them smoke I think that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

NS: "Oh, my God. Smoking is so bad for you."

S: "I know. I heard that in 1992"

NS: "I mean, How can you run, or be active with all that crap in your lungs?"

S: "I can run faster than you with this cigarette in my mouth."

NS: "...I don't know about that"

S: "I'll put out this cigarette when you stop eating 6,000 calories a day. How's that?"

NS: "I'm just saying, Cigarettes will kill you"

S: "So will smokers if you keep harassing them."

by Getyourbellyoffmyrights August 31, 2011

cotton cigar

a tampon, usually used and fluffed to maximum capacity

"that girl was so fine i pulled her cotton cigar out wit my teeth"

by joey soups March 11, 2008

Twat Cigar

A tampon.

My girlfriend got upset when I went to the drugstore and didn't buy her brand of twat cigars.

by melito74 December 27, 2010

fucking cigarette

The difference between a regular cigarette and a "fucking" cigarette, is that a regular cigarette is smoked at will, and casually. A Fucking cigarette, usually becomes a fucking cigarette due to the fact that the smoker has not gotten the chance to pop outside for a cigarette in a long time, and is typically smoked very quickly due to a lack of time. A cigarette can also become a "fucking cigarette" when its the first cigarette after a very long and hard work shift.

I hate airports... you cant smoke on the planes... its been 12 hours now and if you'll excuse me im going to go have a FUCKING cigarette.

WOW dude thank god you came in, ive been stuck behind the desk for about three hours straight and now if you'll excuse me im going to pop out for a FUCKING cigarette.

by that one kid nobody knowS April 16, 2015

Cigarette Butt

The remittance of a smoked cigarette. The filter and white paper below the line unless you fiend and smoke it to the filter

Yuck that's gross, Davey's yard is full of cigarette butts that people threw off the porch

by CloudyClick March 13, 2011

Cigabeer

1. The hazy smell of beer (most likely Naddy Light)and cigarettes most often associated with college parties.

2. The smell that you have on your clothes when you wake up the morning after you went to a great party.

Dude 1: Hell Yeah! This party is the fucking shiznet.
Dude 2: Yeah, look at all the cigabeer haze in the room.


Dude 1: *Yawn* Oh what the fuck is that smell?
Dude 2: Dude that's cigabeer from flip-cup at that party last night.

by War Eagle!!! January 18, 2009

cigarette jenga

Cigarette Jenga is a game where you and a friend share a cigarette and take three drags before passing it while trying to not let the cigarette lose it's ash, back and forth until someone makes the ash fall. If the cigarette is completely smoked without being ashed, this is called a kinged cigarette.

"Did you see who one cigarette jenga last night?"
"Neither, they kinged it"

by greyhousewolf December 29, 2011