chuck norris

When Chuck Norris Wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken

The Leading Causes of death in USA are: 1. Cancer 2. Heart Disease and 3. Chuck Norris

Guns Dont kill people, Chuck Norris Does
by the stead, November 23, 2007
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Chuck Norris

A Man Concieved By Two Gods who is invincible to all things mortal and who has sex with more woman that earth can Produce
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Chuck Norris

superhuman

never compare chuck norris to god, compare god to chuck norris

Gods name is God because the name Chuck Norris was already taken
guy1:dude chuck norris is Godly

guy2:no! God is Chuck Norrisly
by the white snake January 09, 2009
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Chuck Norris of Cheap

one that has mastered the art of wallet fumbling, a stingy person or one that will pinch a penny until POTUS 1-6 is squealing like a little girl
I can be a little tight with a buck. Well, “little” may be somewhat misleading. Ok, ok, I've got my black belt in skinflint. I'm the miser master, the Chuck Norris of Cheap and in my spare time, I like to jam with my band, Penny Pinscher and the Tightwads. Seriously, I play a mean frugal horn.
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chuck norris

Chuck Norris lives on a floating volcano with American Bald Eagles flying around it.

Iraq has no weapons of mass destruction, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

No matter what your mother said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.

There is no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris got cold and turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris eats rocks and shits lightning.

Chuck Norris can watch 60-Minutes in 10 minutes.

Will Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow-Tuesday

Sticks and stones may break your bones but a Chuck Norris-glare can make you shit yourself.

Some scientists believe a meteor killed all the dinosaurs. That's true of you want to call Chuck Norris a meteor.

Chuck Norris loves America. He hates communists. Once he heard a guy was executed for treason, treason is the most un-American thing Chuck Norris has ever heard so he killed himself, went to Hell, ripped the guys face off and uses his face as a loin cloth to this day. He then resurrected himself and slept peacefully.

Chuck Norris is so American that when he gets interrupted during sex, he gets red, white, and blue balls.
by Legally Insane April 28, 2008
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Chuck Norris

THE fu**in mightiest man on earth.
1000 of years ago, there was nothin. Then Chuck Norris came in the game, roundhouse kicked the nothin an said:"Go an get sum work!" This kick is know as the "big bang".
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Someone you do NOT want to fuck with.
Do not fuck with chuck norris, or you will get roundhouse kicked in the face faster than you can say nothing.
by J.Hybrid December 02, 2007
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