Friant-Kern Canal

A 152-mile aqueduct in the USA state of California, used to convey water from Friant Dam on the San Juaquin River to farms and cities in California's Centrial Valley. It is owned by the US Bureau Of Reclamation, but maintained and operated by the Friant Water Users Authority. The canal starts at Friant Dam, north-east of Fresno, CA, runs along the foothills of the soutern Jan Juaquin Valley, ending at The Kern River in Bakersfield CA. It has a capacity of 5,000 cubic feet per second (C.F.S.) at it's starting point reducing down to 2,000 C.F.S. at it's terminus.

The Friant-Kern Canal is one of California's main waterways, and it is the lifeline to many farms and communities who rely on it for water.

by koi-boy November 24, 2011

Draining the Canal

The act of urination performed by one who identifies as a short, red headed, snarky female who has a penchant for terrible cw t.v. shows

"Can you pull over already, I need to drain the canal!" Or "I'm busy draining the canal"

by Punderfully terribad dad May 14, 2022

boy canal

The asshole of a male, typically one who is young.

He showed his boy canal on OnlyFans for money.

by fligugigu_ December 9, 2024

cock canal

Any bodily orface on a man or woman that has been a travel passage for more dicks than anyone can count.

Can also be used as a random insult.

Have you seen the cock canal on her?

Shut your cock canal you flaming faggot!

by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

Your ass is sucking canal juice

You are full of shit.

You think Biden is doing a good job? Well, your ass is sucking canal juice.

by tango1113 March 3, 2022

Grand Canal

Canal linking northern and southern China

I need to cross the Grand Canal.

by lol im a not troll May 20, 2019

Canal grape

An enraged elderly human being

Oh! Watch out, we don’t want to run into those canal grapes

by Publix powdered sugar long jon January 17, 2020