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Clock Shark

A boss or supervisor that constantly watches the clock to ensure that the employee is present at work during office hours. These supervisors care less as to what work is produced by the employee. They are more concerned that the employee is present.

This is mainly applicable to an office environment, particularly one with cubicles. The clock shark will walk around inspecting employee attendance. Their heads are visible over the tops of the cubicles and resembles a shark swimming around the office.

The clock shark themselves typically produce a questionable quantity of work as they spend the majority of their productive hours monitoring the attendance of others.
Employee 1: Hey, you coming to happy hour today? We're going at 4:30

Employee 2: I can't, my boss is a clock shark. He'll be swimming around at about 4 o'clock to see if I'm still keeping my chair warm. I'll see you after 5.
by prefer_not_to September 20, 2010
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Seminal fluids; especially the final remnants of an emission as it is expelled from the phallus.
Danny can't guzzle enough of the stuff, he worked it like a hungry pelican until he'd swallowed the final cloudy teardrop.
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CloroxEnergyDrink

A delicious and healthy drink that will totally not kill one’s brain cells.
Drink some CloroxEnergyDrink to get super brain powers.
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Deploys your polyglot application in the hyper-cloud integrated together using services meshes, and immutable infrastructure
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clout demon

Someone who will kill someone for the highest tier or raw clout. Secretly loves clout and needs to feed off others to live.
Someone blows up on Youtube:
Jake: Hey wanna be friends.
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by clout chaser jake October 23, 2019
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Clone Sense

Like spidey sense, but between to people where one person is a clone of the other
"I knew you were going to email just before you did"
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Close your eyes

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.
*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.
by Jeramuse February 3, 2023
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