The "Glutton Button" is a western derived term referring to the "top button" of ones trousers and or pantaloons. It is usually hidden by the overlap of a bulging belly after the indulgence of a very satisfying meal. Oftentimes after having ones hunger thoroughly satisfied, the button launches projectile-like from the weakening waistband. Like a blazing star, it shoots across the room looking for a glass to shatter or an eye to maim.
The button is to be undone ONLY after eating a very hearty meal. Failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. If undone under any other circumstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.
The button is to be undone ONLY after eating a very hearty meal. Failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. If undone under any other circumstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.
by mtheadman November 12, 2009

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!
Evan: Sweet!
by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010

by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

by girl80005 January 1, 2015

Hey bro! I how many times did you hit Jeremy in his meow button?
I lost track, he was meowing the whole time I was raw-dogging him!
I lost track, he was meowing the whole time I was raw-dogging him!
by zxxtlz September 23, 2022

1. n. someone who is instantly aggravated by any situation
2. n. female equivalent to dickhead
3. n. derogatory name for the psychological effect that when triggered sets a woman into super bitch mode
2. n. female equivalent to dickhead
3. n. derogatory name for the psychological effect that when triggered sets a woman into super bitch mode
1. Wendy is whiny little cunt button.
2. My Engish teacher is a fucking cunt button.
3. Wow! I wonder who pushed Vickys cunt button.
2. My Engish teacher is a fucking cunt button.
3. Wow! I wonder who pushed Vickys cunt button.
by howardchrist December 8, 2016

by pdo0o0o0o0 March 4, 2010
