cannae be bothered

Scottish means of saying "I can't be bothered". Commonly said when something goes wrong or when you just can't face doing something, or just as a standalone phrase. Bothered is pronounced " bo urt".

Mark: Can you clean the toilet for me

Brian:A Cannae be bothered!

Or

Nick: *car breaks down* a cannae be bothered.

by Plastic_Duck January 29, 2016

buttered her muffin

To no longer be a virgin. Mentioned in Mean Girls by Jason

I buttered her muffin yeaterday and she got AIDS (oops!)
IS your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

by B. P. June 27, 2007

Bitchered

Having turned into a bitch by spending too much time around bitches.

Remember that kind girl from kindergarten? She got bitchered by all the shitty girls she ate one too many lunches with.

by SirLordMrDrProfFrankCastle May 31, 2018

Butched It Out

The act of talking to a girl/boy before an almost definite sexual encounter, but for some unknown reason, the talk is the last thing you end up doing that night.

A: Hey Paddy, How'd you go with that Italian Backpacker?
B: Oh man, Got to her house and butched it out for 2 hours. I thought I was in!
A: Access Denied!!!

by PBooma October 27, 2010

Ethan Butcher

A lanky twat who thinks he is hard but could get knocked out by a 5 year old. He looks like callums corner ("my head is not a tic tac") but add a gay hairstyle to him
He also tends to say suck your mum a lot

Ethan butcher is a nonce

by Owen.701 sc December 17, 2019

freddy butcher

An underated creepypasta about a man who would eat his victims.

Person 1: Can i eat yo-
Person 2: The only man who can actually eat me is Freddy Butcher.
Person 1: Is he that hot?
Person 2: No literaly, he is a cannibal

by clearblood May 15, 2021

crafty butcher

angling the meat towards the back chute

bum love

by sheeldzy March 22, 2004