bumper cunt

Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.

Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!

She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt

by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

rusty bumper

When you have anal sex right after someone takes a shit and doesnt wipe.

My girlfriend just took a shit but she was so horny she let me have her rusty bumper.

by bryceb476 April 7, 2015

Bumper Butts

A game played while on the bus whereby two (or more) people repeatedly touch butts (tap ass, moon landing, etc).

"Wow that was an exhilterating game of bumper butts! I feel like I owe you a drink!"

by gjcourt November 9, 2012

drive-by bumper

Any inconsiderate asshole or bitch who "bumps" their stereo while driving by, waking you from a deep sleep, and pisses you off.

Jack: "Why are you so bitchy today?"

Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"

by T0nk5_McD3an November 27, 2009

meat bumpers

The sides of the entrance of the vagina that gives it that "taco" appearance.

I'm going to slide my cock between her meat bumpers.

by firemedicmike August 18, 2008

[Bumper] [Humper]

Someone who tailgates

I really wish this bumper humper would get off my ass!.

by Kellyonious December 25, 2008

bumper pop

When one jumps up and down on a random cars bumper to "pop" the bumper off of the car then fleeing the scene.

Damn, sucks that that car got his bumper knocked off. Nigga got bumper popped

by Jon423 January 19, 2014