Dude 1: "Bro? That's quite the belly you're getting on you."

Dude 2: "Aww this? That's my fuck bumper. The wife was complaining of pain in her spleen. I figured I better add some cushion to my pushin'"

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Girl 1: Hey girl? Are those new Jeggings?
Girl 2: I've had these jeans for 5 years! But I have to tell you.. My spleen's been hurtin' so much that I had to grow out my Fuck Bumper a bit. My new guy has a real Thigh Slapper on him.

Fuck Bumper by Stirp January 26, 2015

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Bagel Bumper

A bagel bumper is a slang term for lesbian, as associated with food and the act of bumping two bagels together (two holes with no success of penetration) Compared to lesbians trying to make love with the impropper "tools of the trade".

Wow, look at those two dykes, i bet they are bagel bumpers. Yeah they bump eachothers bagels all the time.

Bagel Bumper by JohnF November 27, 2003

Puss Bumper

It can be many things; typically referred to as the pussy lips that guide the erect penis inside the vagina canal. Also known as bumpers in bowling for people who are bad at bowling.

Damn! Thats a fat puss bumper!

That puss bumper guided me in like a rocket.

I didnt know where to go, but the puss bumper directed me to the sweet spot.

Puss Bumper by Truman Wojski November 20, 2018

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