crossfire bullshit

When two or more people try to convince you on something you are not eager to accept. But at some point, you start pretending you are convinced to shut them up.

P1: Jamie and Dave tried to convince me on how good vinegar tastes and how good it is for health.

P2: That's total crap, vinegar sucks.

P1: I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't shut up until I gave up.
P2: Lame, you've been crossfire bullshitted.

by hotelpapah July 6, 2009

Bullshit

1. A very clear lie.

2. Anything ridiculous, and/or unnecessary.

1. (On Facebook) Sees someone's wall post. "Truth is, you're pretty and nice.
You: BULLSHIT.

2. Sign-No shirt, no shoes, no service.
You: What? This is bullshit, I'm leaving.

by nonamesleftassholes November 29, 2011

I call bullshit

To point it out when one is lying. In certain situations it may be used to refer to an unfair system or an outcome of such a system.

"I love you."
"I call bullshit. You're just trying to get laid."
OR
Men get paid more than women. I call bullshit!

by Ioulia called it! March 5, 2009

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

When business needs to get done, talk all you want, but cash money is what makes things happen.

Need to get some girls up to your room at the hotel, the door"man" will c-block you and all your bullshit. A 20 spot will make both of your nights more enjoyable.

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks, pay the price, or walk it twice.

by Rob!! January 8, 2010

bullshit essay

When your college term paper is due in less than an hour and you just decide to shit out whatever words come to mind first into a Word document and hope to get a decent grade.

Melania Trump wrote a bullshit essay to cover for her speech at the RNC 2016.

by TheWhiteBowser July 20, 2016

bullshiner

A "bullshiner" is a cleaner version of "bullshitter". It waqs made mainstream by favourite Big Brother housemate, Mario Marconi.

The word is often part of the expression "Billy Bullshiner", There are many theories as to why Mario puts the word/Name "Billy" at the begging, one theory is that, because it's alliteration it makes it sound good and rolls of the tongue. Another is that the name "Billy" often crops up before other famous derogatory slurs, such as "Billy no Mates".

Mario Marconi ain't no Billy Bullshiner, I can tell you that!

by CAZZZZZZZa July 7, 2008

Hand fed bullshit

When people give you "Bull" and you call their bluff...
and you just want to stop them by saying:
"Stop hand feeding me, bullshit!"
by saying this they will know that the gig is up and you want

them to know it...and you just don't want to hear

anymore.It's equivalent to saying ,Oh,Bullshit!

1.I've been hand fed bullshit!!

2.They think I don't know!! They think I am aware of all their lies and bullshit... did they really think that I was going to be "hand fed some bullshit and take it!!" ..oh fuck 'em!!....fuck that!!!...fuck NO!!!!

3."Stop hand feeding me your bullshit....your so full of shit!!!"....

4."Why are you treating me like a baby and hand feeding me your bullshit?"...
by telling them this ..it is confronting the problem....
(they are treating you like a baby:making you feel helpless because you are oblivious to the situation/ or you were....and they are confident that YOU are more than willing to take it....and even wait for more...

5. It's when your son or daughter ...even your husband or wife....tries to lie to you and you already know it...but yet..they continue to try to tell you bullshit in hopes that somewhere along their story you will buy into" the story" (bullshit)..that they are telling you and / or you will change your mind after they hand feed you their bullshit.....and you're just going to believe them and accept their bullshit.
and most likely they will try to keeping giving you more of their bullshit ...feeding it to you... as in >>ummmm...yum..yum..yum...give me some more of that bullshit you just gave me..cause I want more of it ..keep it coming ...."I just love getting hand fed some bullshit!"

by CyberVamp Stevens September 27, 2011