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custom bullshit

Playing a custom game instead of a ranked one.
Don’t play that custom bullshit, play a ranked game.
by Stephenh7054 October 25, 2018
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technicolor bullshit

A type of bullshit above and beyond your ordinary, everyday bullshit. Typically used to refer to false claims and absurd notions.
"Karen at work told me that vaccines give your kid autism."
"That's technicolor bullshit, Sharon."
by Defensor February 17, 2019
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Red Bullshit

A Red Bull addict's foolish acts
Tom, enough of your red bullshit and get back to your homework.
by lolmaster444 May 12, 2019
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Big Book of Bullshit

A term to use when someone is clearly full of bullshit.
Person 1 : "The sky is green!"
Person 2: "Where'd you get that from, the big book of bullshit?"
by jag928 June 7, 2011
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Third Lap Bullshit

When all the shit goes down on the third lap in Mario Kart. The kind of shit that drops you from 1st to 8th because someone got a blue shell and used it while you were in mid-air.
I almost got 1st in all 4 races, but some Third Lap Bullshit happened on Rainbow Road.
by BobOmbWill December 30, 2014
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quasi-intelligent bullshit

an explanation, excuse, or presentation created through the knowledge of quasi-related topics to give the impression of being knowledgeable on a specific subject. Common tactic of the bullshit artist and other intelligent lairs
I forgot to read the textbook chapter and my teacher called on me, so I so I made some quasi-intelligent bullshit out of the previous chapter and some random knowledge I had.
by 0ld_W1seman December 2, 2015
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Bullshit Tax

(AKA BST)
The cost of chatting shit. Lie and you will be charged!
Hmmm... Did you know that frogs also come in strawberry and chocolate varieties?

Ermmmm £1 bullshit tax please!

They do

Interest rates are rising quickly! BST + VAT that's £1.50

Ok... i was lying

that's a pound then please!
by darKsparK April 20, 2006
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