Broservative

A completely inconsistent frat guy that loves partying, sleeping around, and smoking shitty weed but will still vote for a party that wants to make all of those things illegal, because "muh guns" and 'murica. At least, that's all we've been able to decipher from their incoherent babble.

Says he supports "female empowerment" despite believing in traditional gender roles. Feels uncomfortable around gay people despite saying the word "homo" more than any homosexual.

Almost definitely listens to rap music, despite being not-at-all-subtly racist.

Probably blasts said rap music from a Ford F-150 that his dad bought him.

"Yo my friend with the Bassnectar tattoo is heading to a Bassnectar concert to drop acid and fuck around."

- "Didn't he vote Trump and proudly call himself conservative? That seems like awfully liberal behavior?"

"Yeah he's such a broservative."

by The_Other_Bard December 5, 2017

bowser

bowser is a hot sexy dilf from the game super mario

come rail me please

“yooo have you seen bowser from super mario?”
“yeah man he’s so sexy”

by cheesy girl March 12, 2022

bowser_appreciator

They really like bowser

DID YOU SEE? What? BOWSER_APPRECIATOR JUST POSTED A VIDEO! Ok but who is that? WHAT HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW XEM?! Idk I don’t use tiktok much. WELL HERE LET ME SHOW YOU!

by Sqwu1d April 2, 2022

King Bowser

a badguy in almost every mario game

The last bad guy of paper mario is Bowser

by rick May 13, 2005

Bowser

Noun: Australian slang for a petrol pump.

I can't believe the price of petrol at the bowser.

by Chris Medcraft December 28, 2005

Brower

The coolest mutha fucka on the plante

Chuck Norris is a straight Brower.

by blitziusmaximus January 5, 2012

Bowserist

An adherent of Bowserism. One who follows principles that are common in most religious and philosophical doctrine. Practicing personal dictates that value mutual respect and appreciation between people and exudes love towards life itself.

I think she is a Bowserist. She's always positive.

by Sqeeezer June 1, 2007