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you:hi big baller brown eyes
dog:DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ASSHOLE
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Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
by tbelphegor November 3, 2011
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Brown eye opener

Something that arouses or excites a gay dude.
God, David's new outfit is a real brown eye opener!
by Shuaman May 1, 2021
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Brown Eye

Me and Kelly did anal last night. I stuck it in her brown eye.
by Brown Eye Mike June 23, 2022
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brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.
That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!
by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
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Brown Eyes

You know... They say women don't like to be complimented about things that are out of their control. Eyes for example. All of the "Game" theorists say it's a no-no. But... I don't believe that that's a real thing. So, fuck em. I'll compliment whatever the fuck I want!
Hym "You are literally the reason I started to like brown eyes. I used to hate my eye color. It just didn't seem interesting to me. But now..."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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southern brown eye

She was really surprised when I stuck my tongue in her southern brown eye.
by YD724 May 9, 2025
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