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bobak

A verb.
(1). To penetrate in an uncomfortable position.
(2). To fail despite high expectations, to backfire miserably due to the overt use of vulgarity.
(1). I was never regular, but after getting bobaked in prison I am doing fine.
(2). After a night of heavy drinking, Sally awoke to the realization that she had been bobaked last night. She knew she shouldn't have trusted him.
(3). Despite heavy studying and prior strong results, Greg was completely bobaked on the anatomy exam.
by marius25 December 17, 2008
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Mike Bobaguard

A man who lost his virginity to a horse when he was 12 years old.
I got Mike Bobaguarded when I was young.
by anonymous January 30, 2023
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Blobage

Someone who is fat but has a mental disorder and/or for some odd reason thinks they are sexy, juicy, or good looking but really is a big blob of natural uglyness
Dude Janet is such a blobage, She gulfed down that twinky!
by Sir Sizzle August 23, 2007
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Boba

Girl: Hey!
Guy: Hey!
Girl: Do you like BOBA!? because I do :)
Guy: Ew, you're nasty.
Girl: -_______________-" I didn't mean it that way, COME BACK!
by millionbrazillions May 16, 2010
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Brobama

*reporter* "OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD!"
*everyone* all hail brobama!
by lovinamurrica May 24, 2011
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Boba Chat

Boba chats are a casual way to meet someone new or to reconnect with an old friend to catch up. It's often a spontaneous way to plan a meetup over boba milk tea.
Kevin: "Wow we haven't talked in a while! How have you been?"
Kelly: "I'm doing good! Can we have a boba chat? I have a lot I want to share with you!"
Kevin: "Awesome. Boba Guys at 3 tomorrow?"
by bobabae August 8, 2019
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Boba

An Asian American that attempts to represent either all or a large group of Asian Americans and often speak on their behalf regarding issues pertaining to Asian Americans. BOBAs will bolster their credibility toward said issues by, directly or indirectly, displaying superficial Asian traits or qualities. Such qualities include but are not limited to their affinity towards Boba Milk Tea, their Asian name, their Asian friends, them growing up in the Asian community, and things of the like. The qualities need not be superficial in itself, but are superficial as it relates to the topic being discussed or the group they are representing. Often times BOBAs express their views with intentions to gain likeability from non-Asian groups.

** BOBAs' actions result in gaslighting real issues faced by Asian Americans. **
Non-Asian Friend: They say Asians are privileged in America. What do you have to say about that?

BOBA: I grew up around Asians and I KNOW that Asians are not marginalized. AND my name is Ming, I mean, come on. All Asians are privileged, end of story. Let's go, I'll show you around. We'll grab some Boba Milk Tea on the way. It's like our Starbucks, we love our boba.

Non Asian Friend : Oh alright. Aren't we suppose to pick up your cousin Jun?

Boba: Oh, you mean Joe Bob? That's what he likes to be called. Nah, he's going to meet us there. You can't miss him. He drives a '95 F-150 with the Flag in his bed. No matter what you do, don't get him started on how the Chinese brought over the virus. He thinks it's entirely their fault.
by hongkongcurryman January 19, 2021
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