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britney spears

1. She's a has been pop princess who can't sing. She's heading to her mid 20s, bloated and pregnant. Who's going to buy her CDs when she can't show as much skin because it's saggy and full of stretch marks. Hope you've saved up your money honey because you're over the hill now.

2. Moron!
2. I sell CDs because of my hot looks so at the height of my career, I get knocked up by some hillbilly hustler who'll take my money and use me up! I'm a moron!!!
by ChrisieChris July 2, 2005
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britney spears

a chav who has no style and wares trkies when she has no intention of do sport and she also copies christina aguilera's style but she does make nice perfume!
just look in your mags
by xerox March 26, 2005
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britney spears

someone who wears very little clothing for attention. possibly someone who might also wear their undergarments OVER thier pants.
Dude, look at that britney spears over there! her lack of clothing has sure caught my attention; and now i'd like to get in her pants.
by SD2176 March 19, 2004
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britney spears

a "singer" who has a voice range of about half an octave.
by blythe April 23, 2005
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britney spears

the queen of all the mechanical music industry garbage. the one who started it all, the ugly ripped jeans, everything.
by jesse sucks March 7, 2005
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britney spears

Cheesey popstar whose music is toxic. Nemisis of Christina Aguilera who would like nothing more than to see Britney burn at the stake for always stealing Christina's shine.
by Natasha Foxx April 12, 2004
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britney spears

a horny untalented 12cent hoe, who's carreer is based on her sexiness (and she isnt sexy) and is also based on christina aguilera;s every move, she copies her in everything, and she is jealous of xtina and jessica simpson cuz they're more talented and hotter than she is, and she masturbates on christina and jessica and madonna, she should be christina's slave, christina will kick her ass and make her kiss her feet...
britney in a club: hey there goes christina, write down her eerymove and what she's wearing so i can copy her and bring me one of her used thongs i want to smell it and lick it. meanwhile i'll go beg madonna and jessica simpson to fuck me.
by SAS February 2, 2005
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