A small island that strangely enough still seems to consider itself a world power despite all evidence to the contrary.
The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.
Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.
Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.
Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.
Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.
Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.
Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
by Albert Steptoe March 12, 2008
Get the britain mug.A very nice location in Western Europe. It is known for it's beatiful scenery, famous artists of many forms, and classic food. The women also feel free to have a little hair in locations that the culture of the tyrannical United States would not allow. They also allow a little leeway in the area of dental hygeine, allowing people to have the teeth they want, not the teeth that society has determined is "better." They understand that expecting teeth to be purely white is a fallicy, and has it's roots in racism. It also has a large amount of rain, which has a positive effect on the country, as it leads to depressions, which leads to some suicide, which prevents population crisises (is that a word? crisises? anyway...). England is a beatiful place that has given us Harry Potter, James Bond, Lord of the Rings, and the Chronicles of Narnia. All four of those series are based on true stories.
Briton: I say, you Yankees should come and visit Britain some day.
American: Why I think I will.
Briton: And try some fish and chips!
American: Yum! What kind of chips? Lays? Pringles?
Briton: Oh, no I'm sorry, you're thinking of POTATO chips. In Britain, what we call chips, you call French fries.
American: Fuck you.
American: Why I think I will.
Briton: And try some fish and chips!
American: Yum! What kind of chips? Lays? Pringles?
Briton: Oh, no I'm sorry, you're thinking of POTATO chips. In Britain, what we call chips, you call French fries.
American: Fuck you.
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Home of Royal Family, London, and very resillient people, once controlling 1/4 of the world, today this nation of 60,000,000 is a textbook example of the inherent flaws of a socialist governing system including corrupt MPs, crumbling healthcare, and BBC. Good soccer.
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Get the Great Britain mug.A fat retarded red chested man with cancer from goldmic, who often poses as a female. In real life he is a virgin who fulfills all his fantasies by having cybersex and giving nethead. He'll say he loves you numerous times, but dont be fooled.
She is also a horrible emcee.
She is also a horrible emcee.
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Get the BritBrit mug.A fascist group comprised of the most brain-dead cross-section of the sheep-masses in Britain, profoundly exceptional in promoting anti-Islamic sentiment, racism, British patriotism etc. Britain First provides a safe haven for the basest of the basest of the thick, who cannot even begin to understand any basic economics; it is a lot easier for Britain First supporters to focus less on the real economic problems in the world which may contribute to their wages stagnating or their inability to provide for their children, and instead point at people with not-white faces and rant about scroungers.
If you've ever had the misfortune of meeting a Daily Mail reader (or god forbid a Sun reader) you might even have MET one of these people, as the only information about the world they have acquired is through a populist far-right filter of corporate bullshit.
If you've ever had the misfortune of meeting a Daily Mail reader (or god forbid a Sun reader) you might even have MET one of these people, as the only information about the world they have acquired is through a populist far-right filter of corporate bullshit.
John Whiteman: I love the Queen, my country, lads mags, action films, going gym and getting hammered on the lash pulling fit birds. We need to kick all these dirty scrounging immigrants out the country and take our country back. Can me and my one brain-cell join your group please?
Britain First activist: ONE BRAIN-CELL?! FUCK OFF YOU LEFTY LIBERAL ELITIST OXBRIDGE CUNT
Britain First activist: ONE BRAIN-CELL?! FUCK OFF YOU LEFTY LIBERAL ELITIST OXBRIDGE CUNT
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