Brett Favre'd

To be broken up with via text message. This is the way the Packers parted ways with Brett Favre.

Guy 1: Hey how are things going with Phoebe?

Guy 2: Didn't you hear she broke up with me last night? I got Brett Favre'd dude.

by TSIABoss December 09, 2012

Brett The Intern

The official gay intern for youtube channel 'The Station' and also has 3 channels of his own.

Guy 1-"Its Brett the Intern b-r-e-double t, Intern baby yay thats me. It's Brett the Intern, the Intern you'll learn how to wicky-wicky walk wicky-wicky talk like me!"
Guy 2-"Dude what the hell are you singing!?"
Guy 1-"The Brett the Intern theme song."
Guy 2-"......Dude you're gay."
Guy 1-"So...."

by Bryannatheninja October 23, 2010

Mr. Brett

pr. n. Nickname of Brett Gurewitz, b. May 12, 1964. Mr. Brett co-founded seminal punk band Bad Religion with Greg Graffin and founded Epitaph. He also loves PB&J sandwiches.

"Mr. Brett needs to lay off the PB&J before someone gets hurt."

by teh editrix August 05, 2005

Brett Ratner

Film director most notable for the "Rush Hour" movies. Also single-handedly destroyed the X-Men franchise, scrapping all of the character development and careful storytelling that Bryan Singer crafted. He did this in favor of cramming in tons of characters with no plot relevance, and throwing in popular internet trends (Juggernaut Bitch).

Chubby and unshaven, he looks like he desperately needs a bath and a shave. Likes to refer to himself in the third person during interviews. A hack.

Brett Ratner: Bryan Singer and Brett Ratner are in that same age range that grew up on comics.

Interviewer: Only difference is, Bryan Singer did his homework and knows how to make a good movie.

Brett Ratner: But... I crammed in so many characters! I even used the "Juggernaut Bitch" internet trend!

by HueyFreeman November 27, 2006

Brett Reed

Great drummer. Drummer of Rancid.

Brett Reed is an awesome drummer.

by xRancidMestUpKidx January 03, 2005

Brett myers

A pitcher on the Philadelphia Phillies who likes to beat up his wife.

When Brett Myers gets mad he takes it out on his wife.

by dan lourie June 25, 2006

Brett Favre

Former NFL quaterback who takes alot of shit from people just beacause he's a legend in the NFL. While playing for the Green Bay Packers, he acheived almost every QB record possible, including most touchdowns thrown and most yards thrown. Often portrayed as "shit", Favre has played through immense emotional and physical pain, while winning MVP 3 times and having won one super bowl. Any human who would refer to Favre as crap is just jealous that they're team didn't have a franchise QB for the last 17 years.

Ignorant fan: wow Brett Favre threw another interception, what a hunk of shit

Packer fan: yeah, he has 2 interceptions to go along with his 6 touchdowns in this game, hey, isnt this your favourite team thats down 40 points against him?

Ignorant fan: no... *cries inside*
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Packer fan: Damn, another MVP season, Favre really tore it up this year.

Chargers fan: Oh yeah? Wait til we draft Ryan Leaf!
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Vikings fan: that Favre guy really pisses me off, i really wish i could have him on the vikings, i heard the other day that our punter was competeing with Tavaris Jackson for starting QB job, darn, atleast we have Adrian peterson, he'll bring us to the super bowl, as long as the punter can hand off the ball to him.

Packer fan: you can have our washed up kicker, do you feel better now?

by J L17 March 03, 2009