booking

The act of leaving a book you have read in a random place for somebody else to discover.

Officially started by Joy V. (Kalamazoo, MI) in 2011, booking was an alternative to such trends as planking and cone-ing.

Related - booked, rebooked

I'm about to finish this awesome book. I plan on booking it at a restaurant this weekend.

by Booker2 November 11, 2011

book

Object that does not give instant gratification, like a computer, a television or a dildo.

"I really should start reading that book I bought two months ago. Maybe later, for now I'll just masturbate to lesbian porn."

by AbnormalBoy September 2, 2004

Books

Cool, Dope, Evan Berry

Yo, that shit is books

by hoodedliability November 4, 2008

Books

Filthy pieces of moldy shit that make me sneeze

All books are just shit on a page that a guy shit out fifty years ago to make a living without getting a real job

by Jimmy November 14, 2004

Booked

Very well educated through instruction from schools or universities; to be book smart

Mostly used by country folk or people from the south to describe intelligence

My woman got a job at the county cuz she's booked

by Cojone Joe May 29, 2008

book

Something most people don't read

loololool who actually reads books? olololol

by acekilla379344335 February 13, 2009

book

This is what comes up on predictive text instead of cool. Book is the height of all coolness possible.

James: I am soo book its unbelievable.
Mel: Ahahaha, no. Lol at your face.

by Booktimes. October 27, 2011