Reverse Blumpkin

A rare event in which a woman deficates while performing fellatio. Also see blumpkin, brother blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin

The reason Jason and Darcy are still dating is because he is cool with wipping her ass, but only after she gives him a reverse blumpkin.

The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are about the same as receiving a reverse blumpkin!

by Inuit Dust Commando! October 28, 2004

Double Blumpkin

When you and your partner simultaneously shit on each other while 69’ing

The other night me and my girl were in the mood, so we decided to double blumpkin

by Space Dock April 1, 2010

Bumpkin Blumpkin

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.

Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.

by Charlie T. November 2, 2009

golden blumpkin

When the dirty hoe giving a blumpkin cant keep her man hard and devours a spouting stream of spicy lemon juice instead succulent special sauce.

my shit went limp mid bj and Whoopi got herself a "golden blumpkin"

by j.p dila July 29, 2009

Blumpkin Stacker

Similar to a blumpkin, a blumpkin stacker is when one man is sitting on the toilet and taking a shit while giving anal sex to another man, who is in turn getting a blowjob from another man. The blumpkin stacker can also involve more than 3 men with the other men simply stacked on top making an anal sex chain

We had an eight man blumpkin stacker yesterday! It was pretty gay

by bigben December 21, 2009

Hazy Blumpkin

The act of smoking a blunt while taking a dump and getting some head.

I walked in the bathroom and Jimbo was sitting there getting a Hazy Blumpkin. Naturally, I hit the blunt and left.

by Tha Dinger April 2, 2011

poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.

I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.

by jjakaka March 18, 2014