cock blocked

1) The prevention of a potential hook-up. Either done by a jealous friend/douschebag, or by an overprotective friend (Mother Hen) of the girl involved in potential hook up. (see game killer.

2) The act of "cutting" at a 4-way stop sign and "cock-blocking" someone who has waited thier turn at a stop sign.

1) Guy 1: I'd really like to see you again.
Girl 1: I don't have to go home tonight.
Guy 2: Hey Carl, remember that time you shit yourself?
Girl 1: Ummm... I have somewhere to be...

2) This dumbass in a drivers ed car just cock blocked me at the stop sign. So I tailgated the fucker till he ran of the road, it was my turn at the stop sign, he needs to learn his place.

by Keifer Jennings November 9, 2006

Bleckard

Another word for an individual of African/African American heritage. Also used to describe a person who behaves in such a fashion. Can be used with either positive or negative connotations depending upon the context.

Gotta love that bleckard Dave Chappelle.

Quit being a bleckard and finish those TPS reports.

by wardy-san May 15, 2010

Beater Blocker

A condom....for blocking your beater.

Avoid child support payments, use a beater blocker.

by capcrunch23 April 11, 2011

Big Block

A large women usually is 3 renditions. Small, Medium and large/big. Hence the term Big Block.

This girl wanted to get with me but she’s a Big Block so i can’t do it.

by YaboyQ October 31, 2021

Fuck Blocker

1) Verb: The process of bottlenecking a door or passage in a game, thus screwing the turn economy of allies.
2) Verb: When Elle won't bounce on Steve's long & thin dick.
3) Noun: (Fuck Block-er) Someone or something that regularly causes Fuck Blocking to occur.

1) "Darius is Fuck Blocking the door to the next room! My character is useless now!"
2) "Goddamnit Steve, your dick is too long & thin"
3) "Steve's dick is such a Fuck Blocker, he doesn't even know. Ask his wife."

by OSTBearBnT November 12, 2021

diver's block

When someone going off a diving board takes forever deciding what trick to do, often seeking advice from others.

A play on both writer's block and the diver's blocks used for racing.

Zach had a case of diver's block and held up the diving board line asking his friends for advice.

by Brule July 10, 2010

Chinese Tank Block

When the only Chinese guy at a party stops a fat chick from getting in.

Bob: What is that dude with the weird eyes doing?
Sally: He's saving the party by doing a Chinese Tank Block.

by bigassyo August 24, 2014