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carded for buying a pacifier

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
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Dirt Biking

When one person lets there asshole get all disgusting and dirty, then another has butt sex with them (usually done messy)!
1) Dirt Biki- My ass feels so gross, but it will be worth it tonight when I get dirt biked!

2) Dirt Biker- Man I can't wait to go dirt biking tonight.

(friend) -Wow, thats pretty sick.
by Wood9412 February 13, 2009
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biting things

He got on them biting things
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buying water

Putting random coins into a fountain and wishing, although knowing they will not come true.
Kid 1: "What are you doing, wishing?"
Guy 2: "No! I am just buying water!"
by Seshie March 11, 2009
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Buying ladders

When you make a bunch of ways to get yourself out of a situation but they all end up failing anyways
Dude your relationship is over stop Buying ladders and move on
by Rustybeartrap April 24, 2011
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Bilingcurious

A woman (nubile preferably) who is considering allowing her rectum as well as her vagina to be licked during sexual intercourse.
"Mah tong ish chaffing!"
"Man, I told you to watch out for those bilingcurious chicks!"

"When Jane Austen's Mr. Elton 'makes passionate love' to Emma on the carriage, I always assumed that meant that chick was bilingcurious."
by ProsperoPrime July 16, 2013
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Blying

Blindly buying
I’m so happy, let’s go blying
by wtfisud September 1, 2018
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