bieberfever

The super-obsession of Justin Bieber and his songs; Knowing the words to all of Justin's songs and everything about him; The impression of having stayed up all night just listening to his songs and waking up in the morning feeling like you're sick.

Girl A: *moans*
Girl B: What's wrong?
Girl A: I stayed up all night listening to Justin Bieber's songs and making a webpage for him.
Girl B: Oh...so you have bieberfever, am I right?
Girl A: Hell yeah!

by loveisafourletterlie November 25, 2009

bieber beamer

Any object used as a projectile with the sole purpose of doing nothing but bodily harm to justin bieber

John: Hey man did you see the video of a water bottle being used as a bieber beamer that hit him in the head

Dave: Yeah, hopefully next time it's a brick with a knife taped to it

by dizzle3131 August 15, 2010

bieber jeebers

the fear of having justin bieber stealing your puberty.

doc:this dude came into my office today.
man:what for?
doc:he has the bieber jeebers
man:dont laugh, sometimes it happens

by ginga says what September 13, 2010

Justin Bieber

A Teenage boy singer who sounds like a 10 year old and still hasn't hit puberty. Although a few years ago he got hit by a water bottle. LOL

Justin Bieber was hit by a water bottle.

by Extreme_Z7 May 28, 2012

Bieber Fever

noun.

a. Synonym for deafness and/or mental handicap.
b. A disease which causes retardation in girls and borderline homosexuality in boys. No known cure as of yet.

a)

Guy: Hey what's wrong with that girl, why's she listening to Justin Beaver?
Guy 2: I think she's got Bieber fever
Guy: HAHA, what a retard, probably never heard REAL music in her life.

b)

Mom: Is he okay? What's happening?
Doctor: Maam, I'm afraid we've had to put down your son... I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do, he had a real bad case of Bieber fever. We had to kill him, it was for his own good.
Mom: Oh... Well, I guess it's for the best.
Doctor: Damn right it's for the best, only fags and retard like that little chipmunk.

by tata12 November 19, 2010

beige

description of a county/suburb/jneighborhood/restaurant, etc. that has no personality.

Q. "Where would you like to go tonight for dinner?"
A. "Let's get ouf of "the county". I want to go somewhere that is not beige."

Q. What color are you going to paint your house?
A. The only color the Homes Association will approve - Johnson County beige.

by Aireclay June 29, 2011

Justin Bieber shape

/dʒʌstɪn bi:bəɹ ʃeɪp/

noun

: the external parts of the female genital organs

Mod.Eng. from <Justin Bieber> + <shape>, first use c.2011

M: I have the stupidest desire to purchase silly bandz
G: They're rubber bands
G: That have something to do with farmville and... justin bieber.
M: they come in justin bieber shapes!
G: I'll come in your justin bieber shape.
G: Wait

Oh god delete that

Undo

UNDO

by spearwolf February 26, 2011