Batter the Bean

Vigorous female masturbation.

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

ayo can i get a bean

ayo can i get a bean

“ayo can i get a bean?”
“no”

by cheeseandcrackers February 10, 2021

Blue Bean

The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.

Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.

by Skyday November 7, 2007

frances bean

child of kurt cobain and courtney love

save frances bean?

by etchasketch January 6, 2004

uwu smol bean

Someone who is so annoying and stupid they crave attention for the sole purpose of being "cute" or "quirky". And make dumb faces like "UwU" or "OwO" etc.

Shut up you uwu smol bean

Brynn is such an uwu smol bean

by Skinnybarbzxo January 4, 2021

midget in a bean bag chair

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.

Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

by Jerry G. April 11, 2007

Bean Bag

The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.

A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.

Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag

by the diddler June 14, 2015