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Bell Pipe

An extremely common name/term used in England (London is the capital) for a completely moronic individual who lacks any common sense or initiative and is general considered a waste of oxygen and a drain on earths resources. Originates in the city of Leeds.

Is often shortening to just "pipe" or "pipe end" This type of person can be very selfish and only thinks about his/her self, with a complete disregard for people around them.
I missed my last bus home because some Bell Pipe didn't bother putting his arm out for the bus driver.

Some bell pipe crashed into my car while I was grabbing a coffee and left a note under my windshield that read "I O U one bumper", he didnt bother leaving his insurance details.

Andrew sent his brand new PS4 back to Sony for repair because he said it wouldn't play xbox games, hes such a bell pipe....

Did you hear about the guy that sued GAP because he ironed a shirt whilst still wearing it and got first degree burns? He said that they didnt provide a warning advising not to iron whilst wearing.... what a bell pipe.

The bus driver thought the bus was full and drove past 5 stops of queing people because a group of pipes were stood blocking the isle near the entrance.
by Billy Bifocals August 21, 2014
mugGet the Bell Pipemug.

Bell shap

The excess skin on your nutsack
Your mom was sucking on my bell shap in the shower
by Sanchezsucio January 20, 2023
mugGet the Bell shapmug.

School Bell

The school bell apparently doesn't dismiss you. The teacher does. So you stay your ass in that hallway until your teacher comes and tells it's time for class.
Teacher: Sit down! The school bell doesn't dismiss you! I do!
Student: Then the bell shouldn't decided when the hell I come to class!
by TheCrazyMadHatter February 7, 2017
mugGet the School Bellmug.

sugar bells

Whilst watching girl on girl porn, it rings your sugar bells. All the balls, y'all.
When you are smoking crack and watching girl on girl porn, it enhances the sugar bells.

Live PD, January 27, 2018
by Creeky VonTiki January 28, 2018
mugGet the sugar bellsmug.

bell cheddar

if you dont wash your cock you will find bell cheddar underneath your foreskin
by crompers November 6, 2007
mugGet the bell cheddarmug.

Gringo Bell

What you call Taco Bell if you have had real mexican food even ONCE in your lifetime.
Erica: Taco Bell is authentic Mexican food!
Spicy Whiteboy: No it's not! It's fucking Gringo Bell!
by Spicy Whiteboy September 7, 2005
mugGet the Gringo Bellmug.

Taco bell

If you ever go to TacoBell u will be shitting for a week I actually mean shitting for a week good laxative alternative actually tho
Ethan; wanna go to Taco Bell
Benny; hell’s yeahs man

Ethan; get ready to shit for a week
Benny; already prepared
*2 hours later*
Benny; welp my asshole looks like burnt chicken now
by BurntChickenAss May 9, 2019
mugGet the Taco bellmug.

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