Behaving British

Fuckwits acting dominated by their most primitive emotions only to fuck people's lives and experience an immense feeling of guilt and regret after having fucked the things up.

Hey man! You'd better stop behaving britishly or you'll likely regret the outcome!

by L.A.N.G June 27, 2016

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Behaviour

Behavio(u)r = English Correct
Behavi(or) = American Incorrect

Ron: Hey, I’m going to Urban Behavior; I’ve got to buy some Jeans. I’ll talk to you later.
James: You mean behaviour?
Ron: Huh? Why do you English people have the extra vowel in there? It doesn’t make sense!
James: The extra vowel, in most cases, is silent, but American brains can’t handle the extra task in figuring that out. Plus, that’s the original English way we’ve always spelled behaviour, but thanks to Noah Webster, he decided to get creative, one day, and misspell our words. That’s very unoriginal!
Ron: I thought English came from America?
James: ENG-lish came from ENG-land, way before America was even a country.
Ron: Whatever, bye!

by Charles Wright June 20, 2012

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Pan-handle behavior

Killing of relatives, friends or loved ones for no apparent reason. Performed by scumbags who live in pan-handle areas of any state or region.

Small Town Murder has discovered Pan-Handle behavior based on the amount of murders that happen in pan-handles of various states.

by wandaful May 17, 2018

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alfie behaviour

acting like a man/woman on a mission to seek out a person(s) who is DTF. a person behaving this way will not limit themselves to just one person per instance and therefore is somewhat of a whore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.

i can't talk right now i'm on some alfie behaviour i'll call you back later. too many fish in the sea.

by ertleb October 22, 2010

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loose behavior

Unlike the traditional use of the word loose, loose behaviour is a versatile word that can be used to describe someone that is a shady character, also it is a good or bad response from a person depending on the circumstances and actions involved.

1 - throwing the phone off the third story balcony at a hotel was loose behavior.

2 - You were so wasted last night your behavior was loose.

3 - Drinking underage in a manner that gets you and your friends arested.

by Briscoe May 28, 2005

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