Because I said so

An annoying term mostly used by parents when they don’t want their kid oing something that’s perfectly fine but the parent has no logical explanation why they don’t want them doing it, but doesn’t want to admit it

John: mom shook is done and billies my only rid

Mom: no your not going with billy

John: Why the hell not?

Mom: BECAUSE I SAID SO

John: THATS NOT AN ANSWER

Mom: I’ll be there to pick you up in 45 —beep—

John: WHAT THE FUCK!

by Xidiocyx June 18, 2020

because

sad is when you know what happy is

I am sad we cannot meet because the world is closing down.

I am sad we cannot meet because we cannot afford a ticket.
I am sad we cannot meet because its emotionally straining.

by Krkič November 6, 2020

because honestly

1. The assertion just made, while seeming controversial to the masses, is a clear logical extension of the belief subset shared by all relative non-fools (including all present company).
2. Q.E.D.
(alt. "cuz honestly", "because honestly now")

Man, the time has come to build a custom motorcycle trailer whose sole function is to haul this 600-watt subwoofer, because honestly.

by feralchimp January 14, 2005

You should go to idaho because you da ho

When you are in the need of a very smart(not) intelligent(stupid) comeback or insult this is what you say. Guaranteed to have some kind of result.

-Daniel

IN school during lunch

Joe: What the fu** are you doin.
Daniel: Im eating this bread stick.
Liljj: You like you sukin co*k
Sebastian: Oh you just got burned
George: owwwww
Steven: (dirty smile)
Mickey: Just Stares
Daniel: Go to hell george, screw you sebastian, HI STEVEN!, whats he doing here (pointin at mickey)

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Daniel: Well,frustrated You should go to idaho because you da ho .
Liljj: wtf
Sebastian: HAHAHAHA
George: walks away in shame
Chuck Norris: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Everyone: oh shit
Chuck Norris: BAHHHHHHHH!!! while firin lazor

by Daniel R. (Danny911) April 26, 2010

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit

To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no

by Not on your hoe shit December 22, 2019

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word

WOW, that word was too long, buddy
(Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word from this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021