bombs and beating hearts

The greatest folx punk band to ever grace Utah with it's presence.

I went to the punk show last night and the best band was the the folx punk band Bombs and Beating hearts.

by sp2fraggle May 21, 2009

The almighty three shoe beating

When you piss off a Norwegian kid so much he has to take off his shoes and one of yours, afterwards he pushes you to the ground and proceeds to beat you with all three shoes.

"Have you ever experienced The almighty three shoe beating!?"

by Mr.$wag February 25, 2017

devil beating his wife

When it's pouring rain but oddly enough the sun is still shining brightly, it is said 'The Devil Is Beating His Wife'

Devil Beating his Wife

by ~SectionEight~ November 8, 2013

ass beating

A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.

Preferably with a nail club

Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.

by Jason Hiestand April 23, 2007

the devil is beating his wife

Saying used (especially in the southern US) when the sun is shining yet it's raining. I've been told that in Scandinavian countries they say "There's a marriage in Hades" for this, and in South America they say "The devil and his wife are dancing." (Since all version relate to the devil and his spouse, there's probably some older story that all these sayings derive from.)

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day? Yes, the devil is beating his wife. (Heh, CCR reference too.)

by truejim October 28, 2011

Liquid Beating

When someone is visibly hung-over to a point where they look like they were mugged for their lunch money.

Wow, she looks like she got a liquid beating last night.

by ClearlyGenius February 7, 2009

beaver beating

As a male to pound the vagina like a jackhammer.

If that girl keeps lookin at me like that i'm gonna go beaver beating.

by Adam February 12, 2005