batty jubes

Another name for Jubel peach lager used by technicians and maintenance chads

Me and Finchy-baby are gonna use our free maintenance pint to get on the batty jubes

by Brancofandan May 26, 2023

Batty scrunch

The term used to describe an anal cavity after serious prolonged penetration which resembles a hair scrunchy

Also an insult for absolute queers

“Jesus your ass looks just batty scrunch”

“Oi, big Scott, ya fucking batty scrunch!”

by The fanny licker September 13, 2019

batty rattler

A gigantic arse intruding dildo, nothing like you have ever seen. The only thing that matches the length of this beast is it's girth! It's what can only be described as a arse destroyer. Only the most accomplished and experienced can even attempt the task of conquering the batty rattler!

No didlo has been a challenge for me, bring on the batty rattler!

by Jonny and Steve August 30, 2018

Batty fish

Batty fish

I’ll slap ur mum with a batty fish

by Ben_ [e-mail] October 10, 2020

batty boulton

a male with a flat bum but when bends down it expands and looks humongous.

girl 1: lol flat batty
man: *bends down to pick pencil*
girl 2: RAHHH A BATTY BOULTON

by greenblazer April 4, 2019

Batty Boomed

When one gets shot In The shitter (bumhole)

Yo I just batty boomed him tho!

by DaOGPuzzyLicka69BattyCrem March 17, 2019

Peng batti

Nice arse innit

Lad 1: Rah she’s got a peng batti

Lad 2: Yh innit g I’d tap that ting any day

by Road man 1 June 23, 2019