An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.
1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.
2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!
2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!
by HardenThicke December 3, 2009
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Conversational Example:
You: Why are you all Sweaty?
Me: Don't go in there for 30 to 45 minutes because I just laid a Badookie.
You: Why are you all Sweaty?
Me: Don't go in there for 30 to 45 minutes because I just laid a Badookie.
by Mike E. Hunt November 29, 2007
Get the badookie mug.Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.
After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.
by Aloicious September 9, 2003
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Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.
Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.
by The Big Bopper July 31, 2006
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by HoneyBunny October 21, 2004
Get the babooshka mug.Someone who looks like they have a baboons face. Often confused with "hamster face." Usually related to people with really really large faces, espeically cheaks.
by K-Dawg February 13, 2003
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