breast friend

A man's female best friend with no romantic feelings between the two.

Finding himself dateless on a Friday night, Jenkins decided to call his breast friend Leanna to hang out.

by fisherich September 16, 2009

breast worship

BW to fondle, kiss, suck and otherwise admire a ladies breasts during foreplay

We started with LFK and some breast worship.

by rysard November 20, 2014

breasticles

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

breastmatized

To be blinded by a woman's shortcomings, such as lack of personality, intelligence, or attractiveness because of the size and/or presentation of the woman's breasts.

"Why is he seeing Jill? She is as dumb as rock and she has a hideous laugh."

"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."

by Lori Wildrick September 7, 2007

breast roller

That morning you take your mistress out and run her breasts over with your tricycle wheels.

Oh my. This morning was such a breast roller.

by ohnoitsjmo November 2, 2013

breast

On a female, a mystical body part, it is common belief that if a man were to look at any other spot on a woman's body he would turn to stone.

"Keep your eye on that breast laddy, and all knowledge in the world will be yours."

by Jeremy November 15, 2003

breasties

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )

Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.

by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009