Full Body Bidet

Post-defecation shower utilized to bring back the "full body clean" feeling desired by all.

Occasionally wiping just won't cut it and leaves people feeling dirty. Rather than plugging away, clogging the toilet with TP and chafing your arse, just jump in the shower.

While serving aboard the USS Oklahoma City (SSN 723) and standing ERLL watch, I had to drop a deuce in a bucket.

Once my defecation was complete, I disposed of the deuce in the aft sump and made Rappy pump it to the bilge collection tank. That really stunk up the engine room!

After watch was over, I felt dirty. Suddenly I realized that I should take a Full Body Bidet to restore my desired "Full Body Clean" feeling.

by MeEnergia March 2, 2010

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Bloody Sundae

When a female does not flush the toilet after she has just taken a dump, pissed and menstruated. Normally occurs in places like dorm bathrooms, public restrooms and portable toilets.

"Ugh. Don't go in that stall, someone left a Bloody Sundae in there..."

by feelingsillynow March 5, 2012

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Bloody Trumpet

N: Fellatio from the girl you had intercourse with while she was on the rag.

Good God, what's on Rebecca's face? Crap, did she give Eddie a bloody trumpet again?!

by Austin Pealy June 18, 2014

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bloody nips

When you wear a scratchy shirt so you have to tape your nips then wear a bigger shirt or an under shirt or any kinda shirt that dosent touch your nips

I went out for a 5k run and forgot to tape so i now have bloody nips

Dude look at Steve's shirt he's got a Case of bloody nips

by dsynyster24 July 22, 2014

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