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BONK

terrible at any video game he plays and nothing compared to a deeper
"Dude how are you 3 - 43 good god quit playing like a bonk."
by THE GREAT DEET August 13, 2019
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Nipple Bonking

Nipple bonking is what happens during sex if people's nipples touch, rub, or generally bonk into each other.
"I loved that my transbian partner and I are often nipple bonking during sex!"
by Finslayyy February 14, 2024
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bonk

i aint smokin no bonk
by anonymous April 22, 2022
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Bonk Choy

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that punches zombies at close-range combat, but deals a lot of damage but has some weaknesses.
"Bonk Choy + a defensive plant like Wall-nut can pretty much handle a Buckethead Zombie before the Wall-nut gets destroyed."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Bonk

Basically a member of THB or a certified 24 karat Conket. Essentially anyone who isn't even up to the level of gronk, and is a gold plated conk.
Have a go at these Bonks. Thb wish they were Conkets
by EbsuzaKbm April 13, 2021
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bonk

man bonk is so cool, everyone loves bonk and they have brilliant taste in women (and they're not a furry)
“i should be more like bonk”
by bonktopia July 2, 2021
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Anal Bonk

a) momentary accidental anal

b) continued unwilling painful anal

verb : Anal Bonked

title : Anal Bonker

c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.

b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.

verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.

title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".

c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023
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