Dog Blocked 

When your dog gets in the way of a session with the Mrs.

The other night things were heating up and we got dog blocked by that damn mutt.

Dog Blocked by fun&games August 7, 2019

Botox blocked

Any one person who has had some kind of facial altering surgery that has limited the movements of the face such as lipo, botox, etc.

She can barely move her mouth to chew
becuase shes botox blocked.

Botox blocked by taylor May 13, 2005

Rock Blocked 

When you're really jamming out and someone like your parents or a teacher shuts it off unexpecctedly.

"Dude, my parents totally rock blocked me last night while I was listening to Lynrd Skynrd."

Rock Blocked by diceccon August 3, 2009

black cock blocked

Where a white guy has no chance with a white girl because she knows black men are bigger and better

Washington - "hey look man that fool just got black cock blocked by that fine ass white gyrl"

black cock blocked by hephaestus June 25, 2010

Guac-blocked 

When fat people are prevented from reaching their delicious snacks by social interactions.

Sarah is a fat bitch and was guac-blocked.

Guac-blocked by AFatKidStoleMyBike January 3, 2010

CoD Blocked 

When someone or something prevents you from playing Call of Duty.

Jake: Hey, get online I need some help in Call of Duty.
Steve: Sorry, I can't. My girlfriend CoD blocked me, so I have to go out to dinner with her and her parents.

CoD Blocked by Savageman89 May 24, 2010

comment blocked 

1) A way to keep your opinion to yourself but show negative energy.

1) Guy: Hey honey, what do you think of these short shorts?

Girl: hiccup

Guy: Are you ok?

Girl: yeah i'm fine lol I comment blocked myself.

comment blocked by fell345co February 28, 2011