Blinking

When a poor internet connection prevents a user from maintaining a consistent status on a persistent online service, such as a chat program.

I was trying to chat with you on facebook, but you kept blinking on and off again.

by yakob_twj April 6, 2010

cock blocking

When somebody is being an pain in the arse and preventing you from doing something you are trying to get done. This expression is used as an annoyed slang response when this situation occurs.

Will you please stop fucking cock blocking me, nig?

by gameysy June 15, 2004

Cop Blocking

To stop someone from talking or persuing another person.

Larry-Yo im bout to go talk to that girl over there.

Sam-Naw man I dont think she likes you.

Larry walks over to the girl and tries to talk to her but Sam keeps interrupting the two's conversation.

Larry-Stop Cop Blocking Dawg

Sam-Ma Bad

by Noah Nwachukwu June 24, 2006

blinking red

Demanding immediate attention, urgent, nearing a deadline.

"Hurry up with that report, dude, it's blinking red."
"I gotta get home. My wife's blinking red."

by scran4d April 16, 2006

Blocking the Hastings

This is a gay 3-way when 2 guys double team another guy . One guy selfishly cums inside his anus, thus blocking the other guy from using it.

Mark was so pissed at Sam for Blocking the Hastings.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

Blucking

A combination of sexual activity and oral sex. Also, fucking and a blow job. The guys dick pierces through the entire being of the girls body, that it goes through her throat and out her mouth. Can usually happen only once, as Blucking can damage the body

Boy: i almost sent her to the hospital cause we were Blucking so hard last night.

Boy: tryna bluck?
Girl: what's that?
Boy: fuck n blowjob
Girl: I don't suck Dick
Boy: fu q

by honeydawg May 30, 2016

Salt-blocking

The act of placing a napkin under the lid of a salt shaker, screwing the cap on, and tearing the edges off so it looks like a regular saltshaker, and watching people try to get salt with no success..

similar to cock-blocking but with salt, not cock.

Guy 1- Dude don't get salt out of the saltshaker on the left side of the aisle.

Guy 2- Why?

Guy 1- We are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.

Guy 2- Damn thats awesome, lets watch.

by CaseDog March 4, 2010