Blender

a thing which you should never stick your dick in

Hey, put that out of the blender!

by lulululz May 23, 2016

Blender tender

A man or woman who purposely breaks other(s) hearts. Romantically.

Don Jaun was a blender tender

by Jiwoy Yomamah July 19, 2016

blender

1. A device or appliance that blends food to a liquefied platform.

2. See pastry blender

I need the blender.

by JulianDB January 5, 2017

Canadian Blender

When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.

If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!

by Noahator April 15, 2020

blender

A smoothie maker

yo that blender makes a thicc smoothie!

by hello darkness smiled friend June 10, 2020

Blendered

Being blinded in a blinder

In stead of saying I will blow you say you will be blendered

by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020

Blendered

When you blend someone

You will be blendered

by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020