The act of concealing utter inability through the relentless spouting of pathetic imaginary excuses.
'Dude! You didn't pay the rent again!'
'I know man, I had to spend all the money on getting my x-box shipped to Azerbaijan.'
'Why?'
'Because Emma came over and like completely got it on with me and Steve-o. And then we deciced to setup a Gamer's co-operative for disadvantaged children out in Azerbaijan.'
'Quit your blagoflage, fool. Just pay the god-damn rent.'
'I know man, I had to spend all the money on getting my x-box shipped to Azerbaijan.'
'Why?'
'Because Emma came over and like completely got it on with me and Steve-o. And then we deciced to setup a Gamer's co-operative for disadvantaged children out in Azerbaijan.'
'Quit your blagoflage, fool. Just pay the god-damn rent.'
by saltrem_rogers September 23, 2011
Get the Blagoflage mug.1. A description of a person who is a giant douche bag.
2. Someone who compares themselves to random, unrelated things in the midst of controversy.
2. Someone who compares themselves to random, unrelated things in the midst of controversy.
1. "This Blagojevich just cut me off in traffic."
2. Ex. The brave warrior Ulysses or an innocent cowboy.
2. Ex. The brave warrior Ulysses or an innocent cowboy.
by Preston Hill January 24, 2009
Get the Blagojevich mug.To lie, cheat or steal even when you are bring watched. Derived from Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's name. Even though he knew the feds were watching him, Blagojevich is alleged to have sought bribes in exchange for appointing a replacement for President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat.
Last night when my son was doing chores he started playing video games instead. "Don't Blago me!" I chided him.
by moldymom December 19, 2008
Get the Blago mug.A derogatory term used to mock and humiliate a white person. The N word for white people. It is an extremely offensive word to ridicule any white person.
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