Bum Bachelor

A term used to describe a homosexual who lives by themselves and are generally lonely. Bum Bachelor is also used in a derogatory state to imply someone is gay but no gay man/woman wants them.

'Hey Jonathan you're a bum bachelor!'
'I know, i'm such a gay loner.'

by Mitchnut June 22, 2012

(prairie)bearchelor

noun -one of a kind human male sub-species derived from across the board government collusion in their covering up HCA Frist domestic torture through total disregard of FDA Recalls while conducting strictly for profit non-consensual medical experimentation followed with lab-rat abandonment aka surgeon engaged in patient dumping in extreme rural central nowhere amongst the rapidly dwindling population of aging thus redefined as 2nd class citizens having contributed their entire lives into & now that the time to receive back has arrived we are subject to Reagan implemented changes to SSA Regulations more draconian than solitary confinement in a communist prison all of which were manifested by and for self interests of the GOP!

The (prairie)bearchelor was a human allergic to opiates and OTC medications that categorically qualified for medical marijuana but by bureaucratic process was made a primary care doctor's patient of the local rural hospital/clinics that receive(d) federal grant funds therefore regardless staff and physicians are licensed to practice medicine in the state of Colorado they are subject to federal law thus they cannot recommend patients to the MMJ Registry regardless of the patients condition...under SSA Disability Regulations clients who enter into a relationship are deemed devoid of any & all government assistance responsibility for which is assigned to the love interest that must agree to accept full fiscal responsibility for said client & this includes total reimbursement to SSA and repayment of all past medical expenditures ...and if that weren't enough to inspire a 2nd revolutionary war the love interest must binding contract agree to provide all needs of the client for the rest of their natural lives regardless whether the relationship lasts!:-( btw I AM the prairie bearchelor

by windskull August 2, 2012

Technically a bachelor day

Where people who are single, but nobody in their right mind would ever go out with them. Always on Febuary 12, the day before bachelors day.

I am going to get wasted and die inside on technically a bachelor day

by Literallydeadinside February 11, 2019

batchelor

A single dude who mixes up his own bread/cookie-dough due to his having no women-folk around to do da baking for him.

If a batchelor becomes good enough at his cooking, potential spouses might find this ability attractive, especially if said ladies happen to be "lazy cooks" themselves, and so they wish that someone else would make dinner sometimes.

by QuacksO April 3, 2019

Bachelor Party Bitch out

—Verb phrase - To avoid one's responsibility to friends and roommates who are set to be betrothed; renege; back out usually with excuses that are found wanting

—Origin:
2004; akin to Muthin Out, Streiffin out

—Synonyms
1. See Blazin Out

— Antonym
1. Loyal
2. Righteous

Dude Andrew is pulling a bachelor party bitch out because his mom is in town, sad part is he's making her sleep on the floor.

by Shaved Ape Baby February 20, 2010

Thatcher Bachelor

A gay man. So named because he is most likely a bachelor as gay marriage is illegal in many places, and because Margaret thatcher was a lesbian. Not really, but she was butt ugly.

Mike: I never realized until seeing that movie on the internet that he was a Thatcher Bachelor!

Big Al: Yeah, he's a poo profiteer. An uphill gardener. He takes the cake. A prostate punisher

Mike: Well, he sure took that guy to browntown.

by Authur C. Commons April 24, 2008

bachelor

Short for Bachelor of Science or B.S.C

Derived from Bum Sucking C**t.

A person who commonly posts humourless and uninteresting messages on a bulletin board.

James is a Bachelor.

by David Beam June 25, 2005