1.John was playing QuakeIII and lost in 5 seconds because he was teamed by 5 opponents
John was BENT OVER
2. This kid called me a faggot, and before he could say anything else I power bombed him to the ground and stabbed him in the back with a knife, man was he ever bent over!
John was BENT OVER
2. This kid called me a faggot, and before he could say anything else I power bombed him to the ground and stabbed him in the back with a knife, man was he ever bent over!
by lalala May 30, 2003
The shortest way to tell someone that you hope they sprain their penis the next time they attempt to have sex.
During your next roll in the hay, I hope your penis bends in half and you cry aloud. That is to say, get bent.
by mgdu August 08, 2021
by vtex June 15, 2008
to get intoxicated to the point where as you can't even stand up. To drink an acholic beverage to the point of unconciousness.
by x factor February 22, 2005
n. Because nobody has an exactly straight erect penis, a bent rod is defined as any man's erection. Syn: boner
I woke up this morning with a bent rod.
by Kiijo June 27, 2007
when a man performs analingus on another man while inserting a long thin object such as uncooked spaghetti into his urethra simultaneously. this is a service you would typically pay another man to perform
by gayry April 12, 2011
When you butt bang a girl so hard that it permanently bends your penis in a 90 degree angle, and Wilson... Go Fuck Yourself. ;P
by thelardlord October 26, 2013