bent over

1. To be owned or defeated very badly in something. To have lost without even given a chance

1.John was playing QuakeIII and lost in 5 seconds because he was teamed by 5 opponents

John was BENT OVER

2. This kid called me a faggot, and before he could say anything else I power bombed him to the ground and stabbed him in the back with a knife, man was he ever bent over!

by lalala May 29, 2003

Get bent

The shortest way to tell someone that you hope they sprain their penis the next time they attempt to have sex.

During your next roll in the hay, I hope your penis bends in half and you cry aloud. That is to say, get bent.

by mgdu August 8, 2021

get bent

get very very fucked up. on drugs or either alcohol.

"aye yo man lets go get bent at the strip club"

by vtex June 15, 2008

get bent

to get intoxicated to the point where as you can't even stand up. To drink an acholic beverage to the point of unconciousness.

Last week Stone went to the bayou classic and got bent. We had to carry him to his room. Go GSU!

by x factor February 22, 2005

bent rod

n. Because nobody has an exactly straight erect penis, a bent rod is defined as any man's erection. Syn: boner

I woke up this morning with a bent rod.

by Kiijo July 28, 2007

Bent Nob

When you butt bang a girl so hard that it permanently bends your penis in a 90 degree angle, and Wilson... Go Fuck Yourself. ;P

Girl: Wanna buttbang again?
Boy: Can't I got a bent nob last time.

by thelardlord October 28, 2013

flounder-bent

when a man performs analingus on another man while inserting a long thin object such as uncooked spaghetti into his urethra simultaneously. this is a service you would typically pay another man to perform

I was getting my flounder-bent when Gary gagged on a dingleberry

by gayry April 30, 2011